Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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