Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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