You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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