the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Sext me about skeletons
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Randomize