I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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