If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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