it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
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new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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