I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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