But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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