I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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