how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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