he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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