Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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