So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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