Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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