i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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