What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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