Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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