Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
How external is "for external use only"?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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