i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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