i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Drunk is a universal language darling
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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