I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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