yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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