I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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