My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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