Define "chronic" masturbator.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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