from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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