I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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