Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Your penis caused this!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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