I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
it glows. i had to have it.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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