You really coming over, don't trick.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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