I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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