do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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