I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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