so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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