How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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