ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize