Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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