11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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