don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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