Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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