Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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