ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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