I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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