She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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