Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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