How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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