but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
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you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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