he wants to bone in the snuggie
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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