You work out of a Hotel?
I wish I only lived at night.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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