Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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