okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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